This has been the funniest week ever with the two most strikingly contrast set of developments in the world. One is Indian censor board has asked that the recent James Bond film Spectre be screened in India without the kissing scene and the other one which speaks about vaginal emoji's being created. Its not just that the galaxies in space move away from each bother but on the same planet life seems galaxies apart! Where the Bond film being censored created a funny hashtag following the wave of sanskar hitting the nation, #SanskariJamesBond, not many are aware that vaginal emoji's are just a beginning (thank God for that!). However there will be a ban on these, the apps that have them and we will soon have a make in India app (read Made in India app) to chat with people here with sanskari emoji's with you touching some old man's/woman's feet, with a tag line "Pai lagu chacha/chahchi/mama/mami +ji" (the ji being a reflection of our sanskar's). The app will probably be called Kem Cho to get an instant approval from the prevailing government.
However till that tsumani crashes over, lets focus on what is not yet banned and more interesting "vagina emoji's" or "vagmoji's".
These are artistically created by
creators of Flirtmoji Katy McCarthy and Jeremy Yingling who try to make lovers
far apart do a better sex chat or a sext. That is a huge undertaking. These
therefore are the first in line of a full body pack that will include penises,
butts, breasts and other “beautiful naughty bits,” as per them.
Who will use them first is yet to
be decided may be because of violations of some laws in some countries, that is
what I presume. For now, just let’s wait and wait and watch who dares. So now when you curse for the abrupt edit while watching Spectre, don't forget to thank these creators as well....till you can!
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